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JJ Watt to land in Milwaukee
JJ Watt expected to sign with Milwaukee Mustangs later today. The defunct arena football team is being brought back to life in Milwaukee.

David Johns
Feb 12, 2021
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Manitowoc Minute to become “American Family Insurance Minute” following huge deal
The Manitiwoc Minute is the Manitiwoc Minute no longer following a last minute acquisition by the American Family Insurance Company
Mar 19, 2021


Ted Perry Erotic Fan Fiction Goes Viral, Tom Cruise To Star In HBO Adaptation, Fifty Shades of Ted
HBO will be picking up a story they call "Too saucy not to be on our service.” a short story about Ted and local lawyer David Gruber
Mar 16, 2021


Tensions Rising At Wisconsin-Minnesota Border Over Who's The Friendlier State
Arguments over who's nicer Wisconsin or Minnesota almost leads to war at a Superior Wisconsin Kwik Trip.
Mar 14, 2021


Tailgaters Confused At American Family Field Covid Testing Site
Friday afternoon at American Family Field, there was some confusion when people started to show up to tailgate for Covid-19 testing
Mar 13, 2021


Milwaukee Zoo Letting Lions Roam Grounds To Cut Ever Growing Enclosure Costs
March 12th, 2021 MILWAUKEE, WI- After a rough year for the Milwaukee County Zoo, the board of directors have started to make necessary...
Mar 12, 2021


So Long Ma! Popular East Side Diner Rebrands as Fischer's
Ma Fischer's has officially changed their name to Fischer's. The rebrand was announced this morning as signage was replaced.
Mar 5, 2021


West Allis Man Wakes From 4 Year Coma To Find Everything He Loves Is Closed
March, 3rd 2021 WEST ALLIS, WI- Thomas Faulk of West Allis has awoken from a four year coma in what doctors are calling a miracle. By his...
Mar 3, 2021


Arrogant Wisconsinites Acting Like It Isn't Still March
Monday, March 1st, 2021 WISCONSIN: There's a virus going around and no, it's not Covid-19. Thousands of Midwestern Dads have banned...
Mar 1, 2021


Milwaukee's US Bank Building Becomes Finalist In Competition To Determine LEGO's Newest Set
Next time you’re at a Toys “R” Us or a Kaybee Toys, you may notice a familiar Milwaukee landmark in the LEGO section
Feb 23, 2021


Summerfest continues to disappoint as Country Thunder rolls on
Summerfest being delayed isnt the only disappoint to hit the South East Wisconsin music scene as Country Thunder confirms it’s still on.
Feb 23, 2021


Downtown Milwaukee To Receive First Chick-Fil-A
At Sunday's Zoning and Neighborhood Development Meeting, Chick-Fil-A received unanimous approval from City of Milwaukee
Feb 22, 2021


EXPOSED: Popular Facebook Page "Memewaukee" Run By Unhinged Ted Perry
The popular Facebook page "Memewaukee" has been a staple of Milwaukee's meme scene for almost 5 years. I myself have been following the page
Feb 19, 2021


Milwaukee Art Museum Tired Of Bullshit Cold Flies South Until Spring
This morning around 7am the Milwaukee Art Museum who was tired of the this cold, took off from Lake Michigan and started heading south
Feb 17, 2021


Adam From Walmart #5090 De Pere Voted Wisconsin's Sexiest Man
As Valentines Day has come and gone the people of Wisconsin still have much love to give. In a recent poll, 10 of Wisconsin's sexiest men we
Feb 16, 2021


City of Milwaukee to Change All Iconic Street Names to More Generic Nomenclature
In an effort to combat rising levels of SJW loudness, The City of Milwaukee has made the decision to move forward with renaming more.
Feb 5, 2021


Grubercoin passes Bitcoin, Becoming the new face of Cryptocurrency
Cryptocurrency markets broke new records this week when a new digital currency called Grubercoin rocketed to the top of the markets.
Feb 4, 2021


In An Unexpected Move, Wisconsin State Fair To Go Virtual This Year
it was announced that the 2021 Wisconsin State Fair will go virtual this year.
Feb 3, 2021


Owner of Mo's Irish Pub Infact Not Irish
Seamus O'Doyle, owner of Mo's Irish Pub has recently revealed that he is in fact not Irish.
Feb 1, 2021


POLL: Arby's On Miller Park Way Voted Citys Best Break-Up Spot
Arby's on Miller Park Way has been a hot spot for Beef and Cheddars and screaming couples
Feb 1, 2021


Oconomowoc Mayor Announces Initiative To Add Three More O's By 2030
Oconomowoc Mayor, Robert Magnus, recently held a press conference to announce a new initiative to add an additional three O's
Jan 30, 2021
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