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Manitowoc Minute to become “American Family Insurance Minute” following huge deal
The Manitiwoc Minute is the Manitiwoc Minute no longer following a last minute acquisition by the American Family Insurance Company
Tommy Sadzuk
Mar 19, 20211 min read


Ted Perry Erotic Fan Fiction Goes Viral, Tom Cruise To Star In HBO Adaptation, Fifty Shades of Ted
HBO will be picking up a story they call "Too saucy not to be on our service.” a short story about Ted and local lawyer David Gruber

Alonzo Rivera
Mar 16, 20211 min read


Tensions Rising At Wisconsin-Minnesota Border Over Who's The Friendlier State
Arguments over who's nicer Wisconsin or Minnesota almost leads to war at a Superior Wisconsin Kwik Trip.

Alonzo Rivera
Mar 14, 20211 min read


Tailgaters Confused At American Family Field Covid Testing Site
Friday afternoon at American Family Field, there was some confusion when people started to show up to tailgate for Covid-19 testing

David Johns
Mar 13, 20211 min read


Milwaukee Zoo Letting Lions Roam Grounds To Cut Ever Growing Enclosure Costs
March 12th, 2021 MILWAUKEE, WI- After a rough year for the Milwaukee County Zoo, the board of directors have started to make necessary...

David Johns
Mar 12, 20211 min read


So Long Ma! Popular East Side Diner Rebrands as Fischer's
Ma Fischer's has officially changed their name to Fischer's. The rebrand was announced this morning as signage was replaced.

Reggie Toupee
Mar 5, 20211 min read


West Allis Man Wakes From 4 Year Coma To Find Everything He Loves Is Closed
March, 3rd 2021 WEST ALLIS, WI- Thomas Faulk of West Allis has awoken from a four year coma in what doctors are calling a miracle. By his...

Alonzo Rivera
Mar 3, 20211 min read


Arrogant Wisconsinites Acting Like It Isn't Still March
Monday, March 1st, 2021 WISCONSIN: There's a virus going around and no, it's not Covid-19. Thousands of Midwestern Dads have banned...

Alonzo Rivera
Mar 1, 20211 min read


Milwaukee's US Bank Building Becomes Finalist In Competition To Determine LEGO's Newest Set
Next time you’re at a Toys “R” Us or a Kaybee Toys, you may notice a familiar Milwaukee landmark in the LEGO section

David Johns
Feb 23, 20211 min read


Summerfest continues to disappoint as Country Thunder rolls on
Summerfest being delayed isnt the only disappoint to hit the South East Wisconsin music scene as Country Thunder confirms it’s still on.

Wisconsin News Today
Feb 23, 20212 min read


Downtown Milwaukee To Receive First Chick-Fil-A
At Sunday's Zoning and Neighborhood Development Meeting, Chick-Fil-A received unanimous approval from City of Milwaukee

Richard Taste
Feb 22, 20212 min read


EXPOSED: Popular Facebook Page "Memewaukee" Run By Unhinged Ted Perry
The popular Facebook page "Memewaukee" has been a staple of Milwaukee's meme scene for almost 5 years. I myself have been following the page

Alonzo Rivera
Feb 19, 20211 min read


Milwaukee Art Museum Tired Of Bullshit Cold Flies South Until Spring
This morning around 7am the Milwaukee Art Museum who was tired of the this cold, took off from Lake Michigan and started heading south

Alonzo Rivera
Feb 17, 20211 min read


Adam From Walmart #5090 De Pere Voted Wisconsin's Sexiest Man
As Valentines Day has come and gone the people of Wisconsin still have much love to give. In a recent poll, 10 of Wisconsin's sexiest men we

Alonzo Rivera
Feb 16, 20211 min read


City of Milwaukee to Change All Iconic Street Names to More Generic Nomenclature
In an effort to combat rising levels of SJW loudness, The City of Milwaukee has made the decision to move forward with renaming more.

Richard Taste
Feb 5, 20212 min read


Grubercoin passes Bitcoin, Becoming the new face of Cryptocurrency
Cryptocurrency markets broke new records this week when a new digital currency called Grubercoin rocketed to the top of the markets.

Reggie Toupee
Feb 4, 20211 min read


In An Unexpected Move, Wisconsin State Fair To Go Virtual This Year
it was announced that the 2021 Wisconsin State Fair will go virtual this year.

David Johns
Feb 3, 20211 min read


Owner of Mo's Irish Pub Infact Not Irish
Seamus O'Doyle, owner of Mo's Irish Pub has recently revealed that he is in fact not Irish.

Richard Taste
Feb 1, 20212 min read


POLL: Arby's On Miller Park Way Voted Citys Best Break-Up Spot
Arby's on Miller Park Way has been a hot spot for Beef and Cheddars and screaming couples

Alonzo Rivera
Feb 1, 20211 min read


Oconomowoc Mayor Announces Initiative To Add Three More O's By 2030
Oconomowoc Mayor, Robert Magnus, recently held a press conference to announce a new initiative to add an additional three O's

Reggie Toupee
Jan 30, 20211 min read


BREAKING NEWS: Newly Installed American Family Field Sign Engulfed In Flames
The newly installed American Family Field sign is engulfed in flames. WNT was first on the scene to report the fire.

David Johns
Jan 29, 20211 min read


Urban Milwaukee to Refocus on Satire-Based News as Readership Plummets
Contrary to popular belief, Urban Milwaukee is NOT already a satire news source, and claims to have never posted a satirical article

Richard Taste
Jan 29, 20212 min read


American Family Take Over Continues As They Aquire The Former Serb Hall
American Family strikes again with their latest acquisition of the recently closed Milwaukee landmark, Serb Hall

Alonzo Rivera
Jan 28, 20211 min read


Bradford Beach To Have Turrets Installed So Rich Can Shoot Poor For Sport
Milwaukee County Parks administrators held public hearings last week regarding new plans to install military-style turrets

Reggie Toupee
Jan 28, 20211 min read


Anti Family Field Protests Escalate As Protesters Grow Dissatisfied
AntiFam field protesters approach their 6th straight day of protest chanting "Hey, Ho, AMFAMs gotta go" and "AM FAM SLAM CLAM"

Meshano Ağaoğlu
Jan 25, 20212 min read


West Allis Insurrectionist Claims Inhumane Conditions, Not Allowed To Watch Packer Game
West Allis man David Mish jr figured if he turned himself in, he’d be home in time to watch the Packers in NFC championship this Sunday.

David Johns
Jan 24, 20211 min read


In Flurry Of Pardons Trump Pardons Ted Perry For Mitch McConnell Comment
In a shocking final curtain call last night, Donald Trump pardoned both famous rappers and local Fox affiliate Ted Perry of their crimes.

David Johns
Jan 20, 20212 min read


Madison Teens Hoping To Summon Ghost Of Chris Farley Summon Dahmer Instead
Late Saturday in the dorms of the University of Wisconsin Madison, four students attempted to summon Madison comedy legend Chris Farley.

Wisconsin News Today
Jan 20, 20211 min read


Researchers find that Covid-19 virus did NOT originate at Trinity Three Irish Pubs
Wisconsin News Today Institute of Infectious Disease released findings showing that SARS-CoV-2 did NOT originate at Trinity Three Irish Pubs

Richard Taste
Jan 13, 20212 min read


Panicked White Woman Calls Police On Suspicious Looking Bronz Fonz
Milwaukee Police responded to a call early Tuesday Morning about a suspicious bronze man making threatening gestures at a local woman

Alonzo Rivera
Jan 12, 20211 min read


Covid Cases Soar Even Though Jeff Platz Of Waukesha Said It Would Be Gone Post Election
Jeff Platz of Waukesha, Wisconsin. Jeff, a father, electrician and conspiracy theorist has his own ideas about the pandemic.

Alonzo Rivera
Jan 9, 20211 min read


Citizens Outraged As Proposed 2021 Budget Includes Rims For The Hop
Milwaukee budgeters have reached an agreement on the long awaited plan for 2021 which shockingly include new rims for the HOP

Alonzo Rivera
Jan 9, 20211 min read



Wisconsin News Today
Jan 8, 20210 min read
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