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JJ Watt to land in Milwaukee
JJ Watt expected to sign with Milwaukee Mustangs later today. The defunct arena football team is being brought back to life in Milwaukee.
David Johns
Feb 12, 2021
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BREAKING NEWS: Newly Installed American Family Field Sign Engulfed In Flames
The newly installed American Family Field sign is engulfed in flames. WNT was first on the scene to report the fire.
Jan 29, 2021
Urban Milwaukee to Refocus on Satire-Based News as Readership Plummets
Contrary to popular belief, Urban Milwaukee is NOT already a satire news source, and claims to have never posted a satirical article
Jan 29, 2021
American Family Take Over Continues As They Aquire The Former Serb Hall
American Family strikes again with their latest acquisition of the recently closed Milwaukee landmark, Serb Hall
Jan 28, 2021
Bradford Beach To Have Turrets Installed So Rich Can Shoot Poor For Sport
Milwaukee County Parks administrators held public hearings last week regarding new plans to install military-style turrets
Jan 28, 2021
Anti Family Field Protests Escalate As Protesters Grow Dissatisfied
AntiFam field protesters approach their 6th straight day of protest chanting "Hey, Ho, AMFAMs gotta go" and "AM FAM SLAM CLAM"
Jan 25, 2021
West Allis Insurrectionist Claims Inhumane Conditions, Not Allowed To Watch Packer Game
West Allis man David Mish jr figured if he turned himself in, he’d be home in time to watch the Packers in NFC championship this Sunday.
Jan 24, 2021
In Flurry Of Pardons Trump Pardons Ted Perry For Mitch McConnell Comment
In a shocking final curtain call last night, Donald Trump pardoned both famous rappers and local Fox affiliate Ted Perry of their crimes.
Jan 20, 2021
Madison Teens Hoping To Summon Ghost Of Chris Farley Summon Dahmer Instead
Late Saturday in the dorms of the University of Wisconsin Madison, four students attempted to summon Madison comedy legend Chris Farley.
Jan 20, 2021
Researchers find that Covid-19 virus did NOT originate at Trinity Three Irish Pubs
Wisconsin News Today Institute of Infectious Disease released findings showing that SARS-CoV-2 did NOT originate at Trinity Three Irish Pubs
Jan 13, 2021
Panicked White Woman Calls Police On Suspicious Looking Bronz Fonz
Milwaukee Police responded to a call early Tuesday Morning about a suspicious bronze man making threatening gestures at a local woman
Jan 12, 2021
Covid Cases Soar Even Though Jeff Platz Of Waukesha Said It Would Be Gone Post Election
Jeff Platz of Waukesha, Wisconsin. Jeff, a father, electrician and conspiracy theorist has his own ideas about the pandemic.
Jan 9, 2021
Citizens Outraged As Proposed 2021 Budget Includes Rims For The Hop
Milwaukee budgeters have reached an agreement on the long awaited plan for 2021 which shockingly include new rims for the HOP
Jan 9, 2021
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