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JJ Watt to land in Milwaukee
JJ Watt expected to sign with Milwaukee Mustangs later today. The defunct arena football team is being brought back to life in Milwaukee.

David Johns
Feb 12, 2021
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Biden's New IRS Stimulus Tracker Just A Crudely Drawn Treasure Map
As stimulus checks are going out, the US government has announced a tracker website. This has since been revealed to be a crudely drawn map
Mar 17, 2021


FBI Keeps Close Eye As Radicalized Kwik Trip Cult Grows Larger
The FBI has been keeping tabs on rapidly growing cult Kwik Trip Enthusiasts Club What started off as a gathering of true believers has grown
Mar 15, 2021


Wisconsin News Today's Weekly Horoscope 3/15/21
Aries: March 21 – April 19 Good fortune is upon you when you discover a crisp $20 bill at the foot of your mother’s casket.🤑 Taurus:...
Mar 15, 2021


Tensions Rising At Wisconsin-Minnesota Border Over Who's The Friendlier State
Arguments over who's nicer Wisconsin or Minnesota almost leads to war at a Superior Wisconsin Kwik Trip.
Mar 14, 2021


Tailgaters Confused At American Family Field Covid Testing Site
Friday afternoon at American Family Field, there was some confusion when people started to show up to tailgate for Covid-19 testing
Mar 13, 2021


Milwaukee Zoo Letting Lions Roam Grounds To Cut Ever Growing Enclosure Costs
March 12th, 2021 MILWAUKEE, WI- After a rough year for the Milwaukee County Zoo, the board of directors have started to make necessary...
Mar 12, 2021


Arrogant Wisconsinites Acting Like It Isn't Still March
Monday, March 1st, 2021 WISCONSIN: There's a virus going around and no, it's not Covid-19. Thousands of Midwestern Dads have banned...
Mar 1, 2021
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